you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
