What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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