it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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