Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i drank out of a bidet.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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