Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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