Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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