what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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