I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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