I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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