looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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