WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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