If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Randomize