I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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