4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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