Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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