wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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