After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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