just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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