My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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