I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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