Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to wash the frat house off of me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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