the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
