I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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