dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
