I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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