not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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