why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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