gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
