We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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