these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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