I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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