There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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