she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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