It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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