I didn't shave. On purpose
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
