forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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