so explain again why im purple
no
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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