I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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