Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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