Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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