I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
