The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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