Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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