So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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