You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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