fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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