im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just found puke in my bra..
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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