you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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