i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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