And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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