ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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