I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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