you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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