ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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