One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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