DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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