nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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